theyellowbrickroad:

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

brightphil:

happy

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

danisnotoffice:

This is what I do when I get power.

just-shower-thoughts:

Without fail, every time I see someone pregnant, my mind whispers: “ she had sex”.